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'Parthians, and Medes, and Elamites, and the dwellers in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia, Phrygia, and Pamphylia, in Egypt and in the parts of Libya about Cyrene, and strangers of Rome, Jews and proselytes, Cretes and Arabians, we do hear them speak in our tongues the wonderful works of God.'  Where did you say you were from again?
That was my idea, you'll be hearing from my lawyers.  If you'll send me your address…
I've never encountered such unadulterated rubbish.
Wanker!!!
As President of the Sex Pistols Fan Club I take exception to your intemperate remarks.
Who do you think you are anyway?
As Samuel Johnson said of sceptics, '[they] are vain men and will gratify themselves at any expense.  Truth will not afford sufficient food to their vanity, so they have betaken themselves to error.  Truth, sir, is a cow that will yield such people no more milk, and so they are gone to milk the bull.'
My spirit voice, Chief Quanah Parker, tells me the other side are very cross with you.
I think you'll find that was a Wednesday
'Unless the Lord had built the house, its builders have laboured in vain.' (Psalm 126)
Seventy and not an effing clue.
Your conceit is only matched by your ignorance.
... you sad sack you.
Yes, but who do you think you are?
Stop milking the bull, you pathetic excuse for humanity.
You don't know nuffink
Get a life!
satis verborum, satis superque
BACK TO DIARY
s'il vous plaît, dessine-moi un mouton
O formose puer, nimium ne crede colori
Mark Twain was obviously wrong to suggest that all you need to succeed in life is ignorance and confidence
A loud noise at one end and no responsibility at the other
You said it, sunshine, who cares what you think?
Have you tried Hydroxy Tryptophan?
Yes, yes, but who do you think you are?
Sir, I wish to take further exception to…
Obviously you never saw Randle doing 'the Old Hiker'.
and another thing…
Pathetic
and, on the subject of bull...